“Its so easy to pee on someone but a lot harder to put a penis in your mouth.”
“May your coming year be filled with magic and dreams and good madness. I hope you read some fine books and kiss someone who thinks you’re wonderful, and don’t forget to make some art — write or draw or build or sing or live as only you can. And I hope, somewhere in the next year, you surprise yourself.”
“When we think of the past, it’s the beautiful things we pick out. We want to believe it was all like that.”
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Margaret Atwood, The Handmaid’s Tale |
“There is no need for temples, no need for complicated philosophies. My brain and my heart are my temples; my philosophy is kindness.”
“It isn’t the things that are happening to us that cause us to suffer, it’s what we say to ourselves about the things that are happening.”
“Words do not express thoughts very well. They always become a little different immediately after they are expressed, a little distorted, a little foolish.”
“I’ve learned that you can tell a lot about a person by the way (s)he handles these three things: a rainy day, lost luggage, and tangled Christmas tree lights.”
“Happy hour man, how can you be UNHAPPY?”
“Love is a serious mental disease.”
“Get out of here or we are doing Chinese for Christmas!”
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Cousin Adam to Abby the dog |
“Wait, Alaska isn’t a country?”
