God HELP The Girl

(Source: vigneshram)

Amazing. At least I have nothing in the purple area.

Yes obviously FOX 43 is cooler than Philly News Channels. Lets hope it snows again Monday so I can play.

mizzchelle:

FOX43 is a news station in the Harrisburg area. They’re also a lot cooler than any Philly news channel, because today they posted the FOX43 Snow Coverage Drinking Game on their website.

Watch the News Drinking Game!
Since most of you are stuck at home, or at least you should be, you might as well have fun with it! While you’re watching the crazy snow coverage on Fox 43 grab your favorite beverage, adult or otherwise, and follow these simple rules.

Take One Drink if
Someone says “blizzard”
Jim or MaryEllen puts up a list of how many inches of snow we’ve received
Someone tells you to stay off the road
You see a picture of a dog in the snow
Every time the bar at the bottom of the screen goes to a new county

Take Two Drinks if
A major roadway is closed
An emergency is declared in your area
A Penndot Employee is interviewed
You see a picture of a yardstick in the snow
Everytime there are on air technical difficulties
Evan and Heather ask you to chat or upload a picture

Take Three Drinks if
More than one weatherperson is on camera at one time
Any of our news people starts singing,we’re looking at you Jim and Mike
Jim or MaryEllen mention your hometown
One of the anchors heads out into the snow
Someone refers to snow as “The White Stuff”

Finish your Drink if
Someone says “snowpocalypse”
Someone says “snowmageddon”
The Governor declares a State of Emergency for Pennsylvania

If you’ve watched any PA-area snow coverage today, you already know that this game would get you smashed REAL QUICK.

These are TOTALLY getting maid for Spring!

Bacon Cheese Turtleburgers

Ground beef pattie topped with sharp cheddar cheese, wrapped in a bacon weave shell with hot dog head, legs and tail.

I did, worry not!

For the love of God! Thank you dear Lord for this sort of thing.

Me too.

Maybe I should make these next?